Ma eg�sz nap pizsam�ban �ltem az �r�asztalom felett �s tanultam, sz�val kikapcsol�d�sk�pp �gy gondoltam ideje felfriss�tenem a bemutatkoz�somat, �s egy kicsit �jra�rni meg kieg�sz�teni azt. Egyel�re csak az alap van meg, k�s�bb lehet ezt b�v�tem m�s men�pontokkal is, b�r nincs olyan ill�zi�m, hogy ez titeket igaz�n �rdekelne, sz�val majd magam sz�rakoztat�s�ra megcsin�lom, ha �pp �gy �rzem, hogy kedvem van hozz�. Ez a bemutatkoz�s most h�en t�kr�zi jelenlegi �nmagamat, amit az el�z�r�l m�r nem mondhattam el, sz�val nagyon id�szer� volt ez a v�lt�s.

�nmagam tov�bbi sz�rakoztat�s�ra m�g a tumblr-�m�n is r�kerestem a me taggel ell�tott posztokra, rem�lve, hogy azok majd inspir�lnak a bemutatkoz�s meg�r�s�ra. Nos, ha inspir�ci�t igaz�n nem is tal�ltam, az�rt j�l sz�rakoztam a vicces text postokon, amik m�g mindig f�jdalmasan illenek r�m. Sz�val akinek esetleg nincs energi�ja elolvasni a bemutatkoz�somat, vagy csak �ppen egy r�videbb �s viccesebb verzi�ra v�gyik, annak j� h�rem van: veletek is megosztom ezeket a r�vidke, �mde �rulkod� postokat. Ha ugyan m�s�rt nem is, akkor olvass�tok el magatok�rt, h�tha tal�ltok olyasmit, ami r�tok is igaz. �s ut�na ossz�tok meg velem, hogy virtu�lisan lepacsizhassak veletek! :D

Egy, k�t, h�... �s n�zz�k:

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together

shit memory who dis

“all that matters is that u tried ur best”

me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*

 

me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did

 

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

someone: can you please do this? *gives detailed and good explanation on how to do a thing*

me: *heard every word*

me: *didn’t understand anything*

Speaking a language in my head: *flawless grammar, strong vocabulary, impeccable confidence*

Using said language in conversation: *indeterminable gargling noises*

me: *drinks water* health god

not punk enough to be punk but not not punk enough to be not punk

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

 

I adore video games.

 

I am not, however, under any illusion that I am good at them.

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

i laugh when im uncomfortable so please don’t get mad at me if i laugh in a serious situation

asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do 

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script

writing seems so easy until you start writing

My resume: *An expert in telling which download button is the real one*

My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

*takes a second to verify my argument with google because i’m pretty sure i know what i’m talking about but i don’t wanna get dragged*

I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation

*looks up at night sky*

*sees more stars than usual*

*mood immediately lifts by 93%*